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Christian Kruse

Haskell Researchers Announce Discovery of Industry Programmer Who Gives a Shit

Hilarious article 🤣


"We knew that there are precisely 38 people who give a shit about Haskell," said Van Der Linde, "because every Haskell-related reddit post gets exactly 38 upvotes. It's a pure, deterministic function of no arguments -- that is, the result is independent of what we actually announce. But there are only 37 of us on our mailing list, so we figured there was a lurker somewhere."